I like to think that everyone that stumbles onto my blog landed here with the intention of finding a blog about a hilarious American in Iceland. Now I am slowly coming to terms with the fact that this is not the case for everyone and some of my lovely readers have ended up at Unlocking Kiki as a result of some random search engine terms.
Last night I was looking into the popular search terms that have brought people to my blog, some I totally understood, others made me laugh, and the rest just made me shake my head wondering why. Let’s look at some examples of the most popular search terms shall we?
This first search engine term is something that leads someone to my blog everyday. No joke, I see some form of this sentence on my top search terms almost daily. I know the suspense is killing you, what is this popular keyword search?
Sex in the Blue Lagoon
Please don’t! Let’s try and keep the Blue Lagoon clean. And if you really can’t control yourself run off into the lava fields surrounding the Blue Lagoon, I would like to continue to enjoy the pretty waters sans body fluids.
H made sure no funny business was happening when we were at the Blue Lagoon
Do you like cheek kissing?
No, no I do not. I hope whoever is searching for that also does not like cheek kissing and is looking for others who feel the same way. You have came to the right place!
What should you know about Iceland?
Really the only thing that you need to know about Iceland is that it is stunning and you need to get over here ASAP. And if you really need to know more about Iceland then this page will tell you everything (that I think is important) that you need to know about Iceland.
Tips of dating Icelandic men
I am searching for the same tips! My Viking is a rare breed and I wouldn’t even know where to begin on tips for dating his fellow Viking’s. My only tip, be prepared for anything!
The Just Kiki TV show
What! Someone has finally decided to make a show about me. I have been saying for months that my life would make an awesome reality show. Send the camera crews over, the Kiki show is ready!
Reykjavik nudity
Apparently Icelanders have created a name for themselves about public nudity because this is a common search that brings people to my blog. No, we are not out walking around naked up here, its too cold for that. The locker rooms though, that is a different story.
Creepy Yule Lads
Totally understand this one. I find the Yule Lads a bit creepy as well. I mean just look at this guy, he does not say Christmas cheer to me!
In defense of the poor Yule Lads, if I was a Icelandic kid I would love the Yule Lads, presents for 13 days, sign me up!
Tina Fey tips for writer block
I am just pumped that my blog was associated with Tina Fey!
How quirky is Iceland?
Very. Need more details, read about Icelandic quirks here, here, and here. Ya, like I said, Iceland is very quirky!
Sexy babe girl Azora
I am glad someone thinks Azora is as adorable as I do, although I would not use the words sexy babe, more like cutest pup ever.
Just look at this adorable face. See you soon Azora!
Keep on with the entertaining search words. It makes for a fun Wednesday night for me! And if you are a reader who ended up here because of one of the above searches, no judgement, I am glad to have you!
Question of the Day?
To my fellow bloggers, what are some of your favorite keyword searches that have brought people to your blog? Are you guilty of using google for random, sometimes strange, searches? I know I am!
